My boobs are going to suffocate in that. You’re lucky I love you.Oh calm down. I think it’s…cute?
I have it. Wait til you see it.
I haven’t been so petrified since my mom told me that she and Dad were thinking about selling Black Keys.
Does this mean I get to look stupid at your wedding?
Didn’t you catch on to that, I don’t know, fifteen years ago?
Yes you do! Get exciting. T minus what, 34 hours? I’m sure I’ll look stupider, though. I mean, it’s me getting married here.
Oh shut up.
Did I mention that I don’t have a dress yet?
I’m not co-dependent. Well… maybe a little. But, I don’t just need you! I have Cecelia and… well… Cecelia.
I’m old and freckled and wrinkled. I know. All I have is my ukulele and my ridiculous high school memories.I was only joking, you idiot. We’re best friends. You’re kind of stuck with me. If you repeat any of this, I’m denying it
You’re impossible. But yeah. You’re not the only one.
Does this mean I get to look stupid at your wedding?
Didn’t you catch on to that, I don’t know, fifteen years ago?
Can’t do anything about your blatant co-dependency. Knit a sweater. Buy cats. I don’t know.
23? Really Valli? Okay. And oh shut up. You know I’m only a phone call and a couple (hundreds) of miles away. Stop blubbering.
I’m not co-dependent. Well… maybe a little. But, I don’t just need you! I have Cecelia and… well… Cecelia.
I’m old and freckled and wrinkled. I know. All I have is my ukulele and my ridiculous high school memories.
You were always mopey. Why would me leaving do anything?
But now I’m alone and mope-y and 23.
Can’t wait to be back in Palo Alto.
Just got to get married and then out of here.
No problem.
Why did you leave me alone, you giant cunt? Now I have to be mope-y, until I go back to New York.
I feel like things wouldn’t really be as “blast from the past-y” if I didn’t do this.
I Have Friends In Holy Spaces // Panic! at the Disco
You’re an idiot.
She was. My dad had to take the photo away from her. He was impressed too, though. Elias was just being a dick and had me swear that I wasn’t lying. Benjamin’s catching a flight to be here in 2 days. Is it alright to be nervous?
I’m right.
Your dad getting jealous! Who would’ve though that would ever happen?
Oh, Elias, Elias, Elias. Always such a little fucking asshole. Is he still the same fifteen year old little shit I left him as?
(Source: just-valliberish)
